jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

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hellatubbie:

according to my calculations

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realitytvgifs:

the only advice you need in life

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girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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omgwang:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

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lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

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dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

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Anonymous asked:
Do you dislike Mariah Carey?

yzma:

no i respect the dead

straight problems #33

earthdad:

when you’re so straight you can’t even bend over because that is gay

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leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

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